Every good vacation has it's moments...our's included my mother and father, my 2-year-old brothers, my 17-year-old sister, my 19-year-old sister and her boyfriend, and my husband...not to mention a vast and assorted cast of my extended family on both sides...how great it is to have parents from the same home town...for your amusement, here are some of the quotes that ensued...
"He's a good husband to us." My sister about my husband...
"That's it! We're getting a divorce!" My husband ab out my sister...
"...white squirrel dip..." My grandmother's handwriting...it was actually supposed to indicate a dessert...
"Are you flossing your teeth in the backseat of my car?" My mom to me on the way to church...
"Don't scorch the monkey!" My sister to me...in regards to...well, a video game...
"Eesh! Oot! Gak!" My baby brother...translation..."shoes, out, walk"...c'mon people, brush up on your baby!
"There were so many things wrong with that sentence! I mean, ovulation and spit crystals?" My sister's boyfriend to my sister in regards to my ovulation microscope...
"Shoot! Oh shoot! (emphatically) I forgot it! I missed one! I missed "Margaritaville"!" My dad...
"Margarine is the devil's oil!" My uncle...
"He's in the neighbor's yard eating desicated minnow carcuses..." The same uncle...in reference to...umm, the dog.
"My boyfriend is waterskiing and won't let go and I am here floating on a piece of foam and puffing on my inhaler...that's irony..." My sister...
You see, life in my family is never boring. I ate a ton, but actually lost weight because I laughed so hard. You think I'm joking? Spend a day in a "glorified double-wide" with my family...heck, spend an hour...you'll see!
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Alyssa Choperena was here!
(in cinci...with Hanna...at midnight)
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